YOU SAID:
ねえ!そう、あなたです!綺麗な顔で!今日は素晴らしい一日を!今日はできるだけ笑顔に!たくさんの水を飲むことを忘れないでください!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ!そう、あなたです!きれい麗な顔で!今日は贈ってを!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey you! Yes, you! With a beautiful face! Give it today!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ!そう、あなたです!綺麗な顔で!今日それを与えなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey you! Yes, you! With a beautiful face! Give it today!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.