YOU SAID:
私はパンツを食べます。( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツを食べます。(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating pants. (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを食べている。 (͡°͜ʖ͡°)
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating pants. (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °)
That didn't even make that much sense in English.