YOU SAID:
私はあなたが犬を壊したことを気にしない
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私はあなたが犬を壊したことを気にしない
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I don't mind that you broke dogs
INTO JAPANESE
犬を破ったこと気にしません。
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That beat the dog does not like.
INTO JAPANESE
そのビート、犬が好きではないです。
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Likes to beat the dog is not.
INTO JAPANESE
犬をビートするの好きではありません。
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To beat the dog it's not love.
INTO JAPANESE
犬をビートにそれは愛です。
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Dog to beat it is love.
INTO JAPANESE
犬はそれを打つには愛です。
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Dogs love to hit it.
INTO JAPANESE
犬はそれを打つことが大好きです。
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Dogs love to hit it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.