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what why would i eat a live cow, especially a pregnant one, i will now go you weird cow eating ugly noodle head!

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私は生きている牛、特に妊娠中のものを食べるだろう、私は今醜い麺の頭を食べてあなたに奇妙な牛を行くだろう!

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Why would I eat live cows, especially pregnant ones, I would now eat ugly noodle heads and go to you strange cows!

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私は生きている牛、特に妊娠中のものを食べるだろう、私は今醜い麺の頭を食べて、あなたに奇妙な牛に行くだろう!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why would I eat live cows, especially pregnant ones, I would eat ugly noodle heads now and go to you strange cows!

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私は生きている牛、特に妊娠中のものを食べるだろう、私は今醜い麺の頭を食べて、あなたに奇妙な牛に行くだろう!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why would I eat live cows, especially pregnant ones, I would eat ugly noodle heads now and go to you strange cows!