YOU SAID:
What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.
INTO JAPANESE
私たちがここにいるのは、コミュニケーションの失敗です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What we are here is a communication failure.
INTO JAPANESE
ここにいるのはコミュニケーションの失敗です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What I am here is communication failure.
INTO JAPANESE
私がここにいるのは通信障害です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am here with communication problems.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにコミュニケーションの問題がある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a communication problem here.
INTO JAPANESE
私はここにコミュニケーションの問題があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a communication problem here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.