YOU SAID:
What we have here is failure to communicate
INTO JAPANESE
ここにあるのはコミュニケーションの失敗です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here is a communication failure
INTO JAPANESE
これが通信障害です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a communication failure
INTO JAPANESE
これは通信障害です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a communication failure
Come on, you can do better than that.