YOU SAID:
what we have got here is failure to communicate
INTO JAPANESE
ここで得たのはコミュニケーションの失敗です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What I got here is communication failure
INTO JAPANESE
ここで得たのは通信障害です
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I got a communication failure here
INTO JAPANESE
ここで通信障害が発生しました
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Communication failure occurred here
INTO JAPANESE
ここで通信障害が発生しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Communication failure occurred here
Come on, you can do better than that.