YOU SAID:
What's up! The soup is on so to speak! Haha! The penguin has no friends.
INTO JAPANESE
どうしたの!スープはいわばオンです!はっ!ペンギンには友達がいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's wrong! The soup is on! Ha! The penguin has no friends.
INTO JAPANESE
どうしましたか!スープがついた!ハ!ペンギンには友達がいません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's wrong! The soup is on! Ha! The penguin has no friends.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.