YOU SAID:
What's up my dudes. You almost died? What a rip!!
INTO JAPANESE
何だ私の男よ。あなたがほとんど死んだか。どのような rip!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's my man. You almost died? What a rip!
INTO JAPANESE
私の男は何ですかあなたがほとんど死んだか。何を引き裂く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my man, you're pretty much dead. What a RIP!
INTO JAPANESE
私の男と、あなたはかなり死んでいます。何を引き裂く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man and you are pretty much dead. What a RIP!
INTO JAPANESE
私男で、君はかなり死んでいます。何を引き裂く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man, you are pretty much dead. What a RIP!
INTO JAPANESE
私の男性、あなたはかなり死んでいます。何を引き裂く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My man, you are pretty much dead. What a RIP!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.