YOU SAID:

What's up my dudes. Why is our new president such an idiot?

INTO JAPANESE

何だ私の男よ。当社の新しい大統領はなぜこのような白痴なのか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What is it, my man. Why is our new president like this idiot?

INTO JAPANESE

それは何ですか、私の人。なぜ新社長はこの馬鹿なのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Or is it my man. Why is the new President of this stupid?

INTO JAPANESE

それとも私の人ですか？なぜ新社長はこの愚かなのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Or is my man? Why is the new President of this stupid?

INTO JAPANESE

モーガンは殺人課の 新しい顔だ マリア

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Morgan is the new face of this department, Maria.

INTO JAPANESE

モーガンは殺人課の 新しい顔だ マリア

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Morgan is the new face of this department, Maria.