YOU SAID:
What's up, mate? Seen any pirates recently?
INTO JAPANESE
どうしたの?最近海賊を見ましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's wrong with you?
INTO JAPANESE
"どうした?"
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's up?
INTO JAPANESE
最近どうよ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's up?
Come on, you can do better than that.