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YOU SAID:

What's up? I got fifty watermelons and I ate paper and I drank pond water too. Pretty crazy I know.

INTO JAPANESE

最近どうですか。私は50スイカを手に入れ、紙を食べ、池の水も飲みました。私が知っているかなりクレイジー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's up? I got 50 watermelons, ate paper, and drank water from the pond. Pretty crazy I know.

INTO JAPANESE

最近どうですか。私は50個のスイカを手に入れ、紙を食べ、池から水を飲みました。私が知っているかなりクレイジー。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What's up? I got 50 watermelons, ate paper, and drank water from the pond. Pretty crazy I know.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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