YOU SAID:

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer , Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

INTO JAPANESE

どうしたんだ！クアンデール・ディングルだ！私は、警察官へのバッテリー攻撃、大規模な盗難、イタリアへの宣戦布告、公然わいせつなどの複数の犯罪で逮捕されました。3月28日（金）に刑務所から脱獄します！その後は……世界を乗っ取っていく。

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What's the matter with you? Quandale Dingle! I've been arrested for multiple crimes including battery attacks on police officers, mass theft, a declaration of war on Italy, and public indecency. I'll be out of jail on Friday, March 28! After that... we'll take over the world.

INTO JAPANESE

どうしたの？クアンデール・ディングル！警察官へのバッテリー攻撃、大量窃盗、イタリアへの宣戦布告、公然わいせつなど、さまざまな犯罪で逮捕されました。3月28日（金）に刑務所を出ます！その後世界を乗っ取る

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What's the matter with you? Quandale Dingle! You've been arrested for various crimes, including battery attacks on police officers, mass theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. You'll be out of jail on Friday, March 28! Then we take over the world.

INTO JAPANESE

どうしたの？クアンデール・ディングル！警察官へのバッテリー攻撃、大量窃盗、イタリアへの宣戦布告、公然わいせつなど、さまざまな犯罪で逮捕されました。3月28日（金）に刑務所から出所します！その後、私たちは世界を乗っ取ります。

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What's the matter with you? Quandale Dingle! You've been arrested for various crimes, including battery attacks on police officers, mass theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. You'll be out of jail on Friday, March 28! Then we take over the world.