YOU SAID:
what up dog, I am super cool.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私はとてもかっこいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, I'm very cool.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃ、私はとてもかっこいいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, I'm very cool.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.