YOU SAID:
What's up, bro. Gonna go shoot some hoops with me man?
INTO JAPANESE
何が起こって、仲間。人私と一緒にいくつかのフープを撮影に行くつもりですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on, mate. Going to go shoot some hoops with me?
INTO JAPANESE
何が起こって、メイト。私と一緒にいくつかのフープを撮影に行くつもりですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on, mate. Going to go shoot some hoops with me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.