YOU SAID:

What the heckles my dudes? I used to have a turtle in here. His name was Clarence and he Played the clarinet.

INTO JAPANESE

私のおっしゃったものは何ですか？私はここに亀を持っていました。彼の名前はクラレンスで、彼はクラリネットを演奏した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What did I tell you? I had a turtle here. His name is Clarence, and he played the clarinet.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたに何を言ったのですか？私はここにカメを持っていた。彼の名前はクラレンスで、彼はクラリネットを演奏した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What did I tell you? I had a turtle here. His name is Clarence, and he played the clarinet.