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what the hecking heck is going up in here

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ここで hecking が一体何起こっています。

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Here exactly what has hecking happened.

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ここで hecking が正確に何が起こったか。

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Here exactly what happened hecking.

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ここでまさに何が起こったのか。

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What exactly happened here?

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何があった？

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What’s wrong

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何があった？

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What’s wrong