YOU SAID:
What the heck u should be pooping
INTO JAPANESE
一体何をうんこする必要があるのですか
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what the hell do you need to poop
INTO JAPANESE
うんこするのに一体何が必要なの?
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What do you need to poop?
INTO JAPANESE
うんちをするには何が必要ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you need to poop?
Well done, yes, well done!