YOU SAID:
What the heck oh my gosh ain't no way
INTO JAPANESE
なんてことだ、なんてことはあり得ない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God, it can't be
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、そんなことはありえない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God, that can't be
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、そんなことはありえない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God, that can't be
That didn't even make that much sense in English.