YOU SAID:

What the heck my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

一体何私のズボンですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Exactly what is in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

まさに私のズボン。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It's just my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

それはちょうど私のズボンです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is just my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

それはちょうど私のズボンです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is just my pants.