YOU SAID:
What's the haps, my caps?
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子、ハップは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my hat, huh?
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子って何?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my hat?
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's my hat?
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's my hat?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.