YOU SAID:

what the frisking heck is wrong with you seagull party boys

INTO JAPANESE

ひどい泥棒があなたと一緒に間違っているのは何ですか？

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What is awful thief wrong with you?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたと間違った泥棒は何ですか？

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What is the thief you wrong?

INTO JAPANESE

泥棒は間違っているか。

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What is wrong is the thief.

INTO JAPANESE

間違っているの泥棒です。

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The thief is wrong.

INTO JAPANESE

泥棒は間違っています。

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The thief is wrong.