YOU SAID:
What the frick is this bull malarky!
INTO JAPANESE
何がこの雄牛マラキーです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is this bull malakey!
INTO JAPANESE
このブルマラキーとは何ですか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is this blooming key!
INTO JAPANESE
この咲く鍵は何ですか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is this blooming key!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.