YOU SAID:
What the frick is going on here?!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで何が起こっているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on here?
INTO JAPANESE
何が起きてる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is going on?
INTO JAPANESE
何が起こっている?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is going on?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.