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What's the deal with trans people? Are they like halfway between being a person and a thing? Like a lamp or something? Does that mean I can smash them on the floor and only pay Ikea $50 and get a ban instead of going to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーの人たちって、いったい何なの？彼らは人間と物の中間みたいなものなの？ランプとか？ということは、彼らを床に叩きつけて、イケアに50ドル払って、刑務所に行く代わりに出入り禁止にできるってこと？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell are trans people? Are they like a cross between a person and an object? Like a lamp? So that means you can slam them on the floor, pay IKEA $50 and get banned instead of going to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人間と物体の中間みたいなもの？ランプみたいなもの？ということは、刑務所に行く代わりに、床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいってこと？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is a transgender? Is it some kind of cross between a person and an object? Like a lamp? So instead of going to jail we just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to get banned?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人と物の間の何か？ランプみたいなもの？刑務所に行く代わりに、彼らを床に叩きつけて、IKEAに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is a transgender? Something between a person and an object? Like a lamp? Instead of going to jail, should we just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人と物の間の何か？ランプみたいな？刑務所に行く代わりに、彼らを床に叩きつけて、IKEAに50ドル払って禁止すればいいの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is a transgender? Something between a person and an object? Like a lamp? Instead of going to jail, should we just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them?