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What's the deal with trans people?! Are they like halfway between being a person and a thing?! Like a lamp or something?! Does that mean I can smash them on the floor and only pay Ikea $50 and get a ban instead of going to jail?!?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーの人たちって一体何なの？！彼らは人間と物の中間みたいなものなの？！ランプとか？！ということは、彼らを床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って、刑務所に行く代わりに出入り禁止にできるってこと？！？

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What on earth are transgender people?! Are they like a cross between a person and an object?! Like a lamp?! So you can just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA 50 bucks to get banned instead of going to jail?!?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人と物が混ざったようなもの？！ランプみたいなもの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいの？！？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is a transgender?! Is it some kind of mix between a person and an object?! Is it like a lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to get banned?!?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人と物が混ざったものなの？！ランプみたいなものなの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、床に放り投げてIKEAに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいの？！？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is transgender?! Is it a mix of a person and an object?! Is it like a lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw it on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to get banned?!?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人と物が混ざったもの？！ランプみたいなもの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、床に放り投げてIKEAに50ドル払って禁止にすればいいの？！？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is transgender?! A mix of a person and an object?! A lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw it on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban it?!?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人と物の混合？！ランプ？！刑務所に行く代わりに、床に放り投げてIKEAに50ドル払って禁止すればいいの？！？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is transgender?! A mix of a person and an object?! A lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw it on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban it?!?