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What's the deal with trans people?! Are they like halfway between being a person and a thing?! Like a lamp or something?! Does that mean I can smash them on the floor and only pay Ikea $50 and get a ban instead of going to jail?

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トランスジェンダーの人たちって一体何なの？！彼らは人間と物の中間みたいなものなの？！ランプとか？！ということは、彼らを床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って、刑務所に行く代わりに出入り禁止にできるってこと？

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What the hell are trans people?! Are they like a cross between a person and an object?! Like a lamp?! So you can just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA 50 bucks to get banned instead of going to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？！人間と物体の中間みたいなもの？！ランプみたいなもの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいの？

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What on earth is a transgender?! Is it something between a human and an object?! Is it like a lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should I just throw them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to get banned?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人間と物体の中間にあるもの？！ランプみたいなもの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、彼らを床に放り投げてIKEAに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすればいいの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth are transgenders?! Something between a human and an object?! Something like a lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人間と物体の中間？！ランプみたいなもの？！刑務所に行く代わりに、彼らを床に放り投げて、IKEAに50ドル払って禁止すればいいの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth are transgender?! A cross between a human and an object?! A lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them?!

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーっていったい何なの？！人間と物体の中間？！ランプ？！刑務所に行く代わりに、彼らを床に放り投げて、IKEAに50ドル払って禁止すればいいの？！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth are transgender?! A cross between a human and an object?! A lamp?! Instead of going to jail, should we just throw them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them?!