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What's the deal with trans people?! Are they like halfway between being a person and a thing?! Like a lamp or something? Does that mean I can smash them on the floor and only pay Ikea $50 and get a ban instead of going to jail?

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トランスジェンダーの人たちって一体何なの？！彼らは人間と物の中間みたいなものなの？！ランプとか？つまり、彼らを床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすれば刑務所行きにはならないってこと？

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What the hell are trans people?! Are they like a cross between a person and an object?! Like a lamp? So you're saying I can slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them and not go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人間と物体の中間みたいなもの？ランプみたいな？つまり、彼らを床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすれば刑務所に行かなくて済むってこと？

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What the hell is a trans person? Some kind of cross between a person and an object? Like a lamp? So you're saying you can just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them and not go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人と物が混ざったようなもの？ランプみたいな？つまり、彼らを床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすれば刑務所に行かずに済むってこと？

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What the hell is a transgender? Like a mix of a person and an object? Like a lamp? So you're saying you can just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them and not go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人と物が混ざったようなもの？ランプみたいなもの？つまり、彼らを床に叩きつけてIKEAに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすれば刑務所に行かなくて済むってこと？

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What the hell is a transgender? Is it some kind of mix of a person and an object? Like a lamp? So you're saying you can just slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to ban them and not go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何なの？人と物が混ざったもの？ランプみたいな？つまり、床に叩きつけてイケアに50ドル払って出入り禁止にすれば刑務所に行かなくて済むってこと？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is a transgender? A mix of a person and an object? Like a lamp? So you're saying I can slam them on the floor and pay IKEA $50 to get banned and not go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何？人と物の混合？ランプみたいな？つまり、床に叩きつけてIKEAに50ドル払えば出入り禁止になって刑務所に行かずに済むってこと？

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What the hell is transgender? A mix of a person and an object? Like a lamp? So you're saying I can just smash it on the floor and pay 50 bucks to IKEA and not get banned and go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何？人と物の混合？ランプとか？つまり、床に叩きつけてIKEAに50ドル払えば、出入り禁止にもならず刑務所にも行かないってこと？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is transgender? A mix of a person and an object? A lamp or something? So if I smash it on the floor and pay 50 bucks to IKEA I won't get banned or go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何？人と物の混合？ランプか何か？それを床に叩きつけてIKEAに50ドル払えば、出入り禁止になったり刑務所に行かされたりしないの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is transgender? A mix of a person and an object? A lamp or something? If I smash it on the floor and pay 50 bucks to IKEA, won't I get banned or go to jail?

INTO JAPANESE

トランスジェンダーって一体何？人と物の混合？ランプか何か？それを床に叩きつけてIKEAに50ドル払ったら、出入り禁止になったり刑務所行きになったりしないの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What the hell is transgender? A mix of a person and an object? A lamp or something? If I smash it on the floor and pay 50 bucks to IKEA, won't I get banned or go to jail?