YOU SAID:
What the actual heck I told you to do this you dumbass
INTO JAPANESE
私が実際にあなたにこれをするように言ったこと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
that i actually told you to do this
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際にこれを行うためにあなたに言ったことを
BACK INTO ENGLISH
that i actually told you to do this
You love that! Don't you?