YOU SAID:
What's that you're reading with such a somber face?
INTO JAPANESE
こんなに憂鬱な顔で読んでいるのは?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you reading with such a melancholy face?
INTO JAPANESE
なんでこんな憂鬱な顔で読んでいるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you reading with such a melancholy face?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.