YOU SAID:

What makes me a good Demoman If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I

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私が良いデモマンになるのは私が悪いデモマンであるならば、私は 'ここに座ることはできないでしょう、あなたと今それについて議論します'

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I will be a good demon man if I am a bad demon, I will not be able to sit here, I will discuss it with you now '

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私は悪い悪魔であれば私は良い悪魔男になるでしょう

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If I am a bad devil I will be a good devil man

INTO JAPANESE

私が悪魔であれば私は悪魔になります

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If I am a devil I will be a devil

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私が悪魔なら私は悪魔になります

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If I am a devil I will be a devil