YOU SAID:
What kind of idiot do you have to be to even THINK I would ever believe that statement, or perhaps, anything you say in general
INTO JAPANESE
なければならないどのような白痴も私は今までそのステートメントまたは一般的に言ってあなたはおそらく、何を信じると思う
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.