YOU SAID:

what is this thing even supposed to be doing, i don't really understand

INTO JAPANESE

この事もなって何やっている、私は本当に理解していません。

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What does this thing happening, I really do not understand.

INTO JAPANESE

何が起きているのか、私は本当に分かりません。

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I really do not know what is going on.

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当に何が起こっているのか分からない。

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I do not really know what is going on.

INTO JAPANESE

私は何が起こっているのか本当に知りません。

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I do not really know what is going on.