YOU SAID:
What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet? To desecrating my beautiful pool?!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで何が起こっているのですか?! 彼はもう告白しましたか? 私の美しいプールを汚したことを?!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet? That he soiled my beautiful pool?!
INTO JAPANESE
一体何が起こっているんだ?彼はもう告白したのか?私の美しいプールを汚したなんて?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is going on? Has he confessed yet? That he ruined my beautiful pool?
INTO JAPANESE
いったい何が起こっているのでしょうか? 彼はもう告白したのでしょうか? 私の美しいプールを台無しにしたことを?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is going on? Has he confessed yet? That he ruined my beautiful pool?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.