YOU SAID:
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, have at you.
INTO JAPANESE
男って何?惨めな秘密があなたにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is a man? You have a miserable secret.
INTO JAPANESE
男って何?あなたは悲惨な秘密を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is a man? You have a miserable secret.
You should move to Japan!