YOU SAID:
What in the world is going on? I'm not really sure; the penguins keep me from figuring out the whole story.
INTO JAPANESE
世界で何が起こっているか。実際に確実ではないです。ペンギンは、全体的な話を考え出すから私を保ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is happening in the world. Really sure is not. Keeps me from Penguin is figuring out the whole story.
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