YOU SAID:
What in the serious frick?
INTO JAPANESE
一体何なんだよ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is this?
INTO JAPANESE
これは一体何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is this?
INTO JAPANESE
これはいったい何なのでしょう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What on earth is this?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.