YOU SAID:

What in the goodness is that cranky cockroach doing in the freeze drawer of the rickity fridge?

INTO JAPANESE

あの気難しいゴキブリは、ガタガタの冷蔵庫の冷凍引き出しの中で一体何をしているのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is that grumpy cockroach doing in the freezer drawer of your rickety refrigerator?

INTO JAPANESE

あの不機嫌なゴキブリは、ガタガタの冷蔵庫の冷凍庫の引き出しの中で一体何をしているのでしょうか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What on earth is that grumpy cockroach doing in the freezer drawer of your rickety refrigerator?