YOU SAID:
What in tarnation is going on?
INTO JAPANESE
いまいましいことで何が起こっているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on in the damn thing?
INTO JAPANESE
何がこいつに起こっているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on in this guy?
INTO JAPANESE
何がこの男に起こっているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's going on in this guy?
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