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What if turnips wouldn't actually be turnips and they'd be hecking bananas

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カブが実際にカブではなく、バナナをむさぼり食う場合

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If the turnip is not a turnip but devours a banana

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カブがカブではなく、バナナをむさぼる場合

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If the turnip is not a turnip and devours a banana

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カブがカブではなく、バナナをむさぼり食う場合

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Turnips are not turnips and devour bananas

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カブはカブではなく、バナナをむさぼり食う

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Turnips devour bananas, not turnips

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カブはカブではなくバナナをむさぼり食う

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Turnips devour bananas, not turnips