YOU SAID:
what if the cow sat on the moose who sat on the goose on the chalkboard
INTO JAPANESE
黒板のガチョウに乗ったヘラジカに牛が乗っていたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a bull was riding a moose riding a chalkboard goose
INTO JAPANESE
雄牛が黒板ガチョウに乗ったヘラジカに乗っていたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the bull was riding a moose riding a chalkboard goose
INTO JAPANESE
雄牛が黒板ガチョウに乗ったヘラジカに乗っていた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the bull was riding a moose riding a chalkboard goose
That didn't even make that much sense in English.