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what if somebody farted so hard they turned into wind and then gas and they floated away

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もし誰かがとても怒っていたら、風に変わってガスに変わって、

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If someone so angry, the wind changed, changed gas,

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風が変更、ガスを変更誰かそんなに怒っているが、

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Change the wind, gas to change someone so angry,

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風を変えて、ガスを変えて怒って、

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Change the wind, change the gas, get angry,

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風を変え、ガスを変え、怒らせて、

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Change the wind, change gas, get angry,

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風を変え、ガスを変え、怒らせて、

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Change the wind, change gas, get angry,