YOU SAID:

What if I told you that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a real thing?

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなたに言ったのは、カバの反対側の恐怖症が本物だということですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I tell you that the phobia on the other side of the hippo is real?

INTO JAPANESE

カバの向こう側の恐怖症が本物であると私があなたに言うならば？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I tell you that the phobia on the other side of the hippo is real?