YOU SAID:
what if i fell off a bridge and you caught me and we kissed haha just kidding.. unless?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が橋から落ちて、あなたが私を捕まえて、私たちが冗談でハハにキスしたとしたらどうでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What if I fell off the bridge, you caught me and we kissed Haha in a joke?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が橋から落ちたら、あなたは私を捕まえて、冗談でハハにキスしたとしたら？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What if I fell off the bridge, you caught me and kissed Haha in a joke?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が橋から落ちたら、あなたは私を捕まえて、冗談でハハにキスしたのですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I fell off the bridge, did you catch me and jokingly kiss Haha?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が橋から落ちたら、あなたは私を捕まえて冗談めかしてハハにキスしましたか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I fell off the bridge, did you catch me and jokingly kiss Haha?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
