YOU SAID:
what if god said, bite this onions
INTO JAPANESE
神が言ったら、この玉ねぎを噛む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If God says, chew this onion
INTO JAPANESE
神が言うなら、この玉ねぎをかむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If God says, bite this onion
INTO JAPANESE
神が言うなら、このタマネギを噛む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If God says, bite this onion
That didn't even make that much sense in English.