YOU SAID:
what if cheez-its were turkey
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ホワット・イフ・チーズ-それは七面鳥だった
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What If Cheese-It was a turkey
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もしチーズなら-それは七面鳥だった
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If cheese-it was a turkey
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チーズなら-それは七面鳥だった
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If it's cheese-it was a turkey
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チーズなら-七面鳥だった
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For cheese-it was a turkey
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チーズの場合-それは七面鳥でした
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For cheese-it was a turkey
That didn't even make that much sense in English.