YOU SAID:
What has 1000 legs and never moves? 500 pairs of pants.
INTO JAPANESE
何が 1000 足を持っているし、決して移動?ズボンの 500 のペア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What has 1,000 feet and then never go? a pair of trousers of 500.
INTO JAPANESE
何が 1,000 フィートあり、行くことはないですか。500 のズボンのペア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is 1000 feet and go A pair of trousers of the 500.
INTO JAPANESE
何は、1000 フィートであり、500 のズボンのペアを行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is 1000 feet, and get a pair of pants in the 500.
INTO JAPANESE
1000フィートは何で、500のパンツを手に入れますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is 1,000 feet, do you get 500 pants?
INTO JAPANESE
1000フィートとは何ですか、500のパンツを手に入れますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is 1,000 feet, do you get 500 pants?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.