YOU SAID:
What happened are my very red new pants, father?
INTO JAPANESE
起こった何が私の非常に赤い新しいズボンは父だろうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What has happened is very red new pants for my father?
INTO JAPANESE
私の父の新しい非常に赤いパンツをはいては、何が起こったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Very new my father's wearing red pants, what happened?
INTO JAPANESE
非常に新しい父の身に着けている赤いパンツをはいて、何が起こったか。
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