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What's gooooood, my ningen?

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どうしたの、私のニンゲン？

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What's wrong, my human?

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どうしたの、私の人間？

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What's wrong with me, my human?

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人間、私に何が問題があるのでしょうか？

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Human, what's wrong with me?

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人間、私の何が間違っているのでしょうか？

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Human, what am I doing wrong?

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人間よ、私は何を間違っているのでしょうか？

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Human, what am I doing wrong?