YOU SAID:
What do you have? A KNIFE! NO!!!
INTO JAPANESE
何がありますか? ナイフ! 番号!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you have knife! number! !! !!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは何を持っていますか ナイフ! 数! !! !!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you have a knife! number! !! !!
INTO JAPANESE
ナイフは何ですか! 数! !! !!
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What is a knife! number! !! !!
INTO JAPANESE
ナイフとは! 数! !! !!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is a knife! number! !! !!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.